I guess I should mention, there are actually *five* folks who live in our house. Daddy, Mama, Hannah, Ellie, and Somebody.
You know, Somebody left their snack mess on the counter after Mom just cleaned up and walked downstairs for two minutes. Somebody left their shoes right by the garage door where everyone can trip over them – well, actually several Somebodies do this. Somebody didn’t turn out the bathroom light – Dad’s particular aggravation.
Ellie picked up on this particular phenomenon and has been talking about Somebody for months. The other day in the while using the bathroom she muttered, “Oops! Somebody tooted.”
Hope this isn’t TMI, I wanted to write it down before I forgot how darling my two year old is. She will be 3 soon and while this Mom is eager to move on to the three year old stage I want to remember the 2′s…she is pretty cute.

Cute! Your post reminds me of those Family Circus cartoons where “nobody” or “Not me” caused all the trouble.